It's been a few weeks since the event . . . it's taken a while to gain sufficient emotional distance from my trying experiences, but I believe I have sufficiently recovered that I can now tell you about it.
You see it was like this. I got up at the unearthly hour of 7 in the morning and went out in the unearthly temperature of 3 degrees to carry water to ornery goats. I should mention that Robbie was actually the one carrying the water. So to reward ourselves we decide to get breakfast. McDonalds being my brother's place of choice, we pull in and I park. "What're you doing?" Robbie asked. "Um, I thought we were going to eat here." "No, go through the drive through," he tells me. "Then we can listen to Glenn Beck while we eat."
So being the nice sister that I am, I go through the drive through. I have a secret dislike of drive-throughs, but I don't want Robbie to know that, see. I later found out the feeling is mutual - drive throughs don't like me, either.
So I order the sandwiches and push the gas pedal to pull around to the window. Nothing. "What's going on?" I turn to Robbie. "Dunno," he replied. "Give it some gas."
I gave it some gas. Motion did not result. I had to face it - I was stuck. Stuck in a McDonalds drive through. With no fresh snowfall for 4 days. Me. Stuck. In. A. Drive. Through.
Robbie got out and tried to rock the Suburban. "Gun it!" he yells. I gun it. He comes around - "You're not supposed to keep gunning it, you're burning tires." How am I supposed to know? He says gun it, I gun it. And gun it again.
"Hello and welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?" The cheerful voice comes out of the speaker. "Umm, it's still me. I'm, uh, stuck." "Oh," came the reply. I'm sure she was mystified but she made no further comment.
"Here, let me try it." Robbie slid into the drivers seat. And wouldn't you know . . . he reversed and pulled forward and we were suddenly unstuck.
I got back behind the wheel and pulled around to the window. "How do you get something this big stuck?" the cashier asks incredulously. I don't know, I really don't. Like I said, it takes a blonde.
I came home whining piteously, "Mom, I don't try to be blonde." My Mother replies "It just happens naturally, right?"
So yes, this is Megan. Your friendly, neighberhood blonde.

And the voices of my friends continue to haunt me. . . .
"No way! You got stuck at Mickey D's?"